Why us a knife or a gun when you can attack people with SpaghettiOs? Somewhere in Pittsburg, a 59-year-old woman approached another lady and started throwing pasta projectiles at her enemy.
Apparently, she was throwing the SpaghettiOs at such a high velocity that it left the victim’s car with a broken back window in addition to a bunch of tomato sauce, if you want to call it that.
Of course, there was a knife involved in the incident, but lets just focus on the fact that SpaghettiOs were used as a weapon. A GoFundMe page probably popped up somewhere trying to raise money to ban all assault SpaghettiOs.