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It is 2020 and everyone (especially on Reddit, you’re welcome for the free advertising) is a professional political analyst. Fortunately for the Harold Herald readership, we will stand by our values and continue to report news unreliably and with no political affiliation….
In the New Jersey annual Terrorism Threat Assessment report, the state raised its threat level for white supremacists to “high.” Evidently, this suggests that White supremacists are “officially more of a threat to New Jersey than both ISIS and al Qaeda. In the…
North Korea has taken “drastic” measures to contain the coronavirus scare of 2020. Due to the recent outbreak of corona virus, a North Korean was placed on a 14-day quarantine after a trip to China. The quarantined individual, viewing his needs more…
A woman in Massachusetts took a chance swiping right on a man who would eventually steal her heart. The woman, who shall remain nameless, met Christopher Castillo via an online dating app. The date started when she picked up Castillo from his…
A teacher feared for her life when a 6 year-old with Down Syndrome pulled a gun on her at Valley Forge Elementary School. The investigation indicated that young Margot Gaines pointed at her teacher, her fingers simulating a gun, and told the…
A first grade teacher was recently arrested while attempting to buy methamphetamine while she was at school. Not feeling the energy to reach her kids that day, she took decided to set up a deal to buy some meth with an undercover…
The phrase “fake it til you make it” is a phrase that suggests imitating certain qualities eventually lead to an individual realizing said qualities. In California, Kim Thien Le took that advice to heart and decided to be a Walgreens pharmacist one…
A homeless man in Honolulu was seeking shelter in the restroom when he was told the “only way he could avoid arrest was by licking the urinal in the bathroom.” After escaping the arrest, the homeless man was followed out of the…
There are at least 12 feral rhesus macaque monkeys roaming the neighborhoods in Jacksonville, Florida. Where did these monkey’s come from? Back in 1930s, Colonel Tooey bought six of them and released them on an island as a tourist attraction. Unbeknownst to…
In 2019, Lori Loughlin was charged in a college admissions cheating scandal where she paid for her kids to have other people take her kids’ tests and photoshopped pictures of her kids doing extracurricular activities. If this is the first time you’ve…
