If you are reading this, we have already stolen your identity and taken all the money in your bank account. We also regret to inform you that your mom lied to you when she said Rover ran away. We ran over your dog with the company car when you were six years old. Disclaimer: Everything said before this statement was a lie.

We collect information about you in the following instances:

  1. Google Analytics: Google collects information like how you got to our site, what browser you use, what operating system and all that fancy stuff. It collects nothing personal and they say they don’t sell that information to anyone. We can’t speak for Google, but we guarantee that we don’t share any of that information with anyone.
  2. Email Subscriptions: If you subscribe to our site, we’ll send you an email whenever an article comes out. We don’t sell your email or use your information for any other purpose.

Occasionally, at our discretion, we may include or offer third party products or services on our website. These third party sites have separate and independent privacy policies. We therefore have no responsibility or liability for the content and activities of these linked sites. Nonetheless, we seek to protect the integrity of our site and welcome any feedback about these sites (I copied and pasted this from some website because it sounded good).

Speaking of third party websites, this site is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for websites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.

By using our site, you consent to our privacy policy. If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page. Questions regarding this privacy policy can be posted on Harry’s Facebook wall for the world to see (or just send him a message).